Friday, December 18, 2015

Lucerne

 Our full day in Lucerne, Switzerland could be told in three parts.  Each part was different than the others.  Three different moods.  Three different situations.
 The first part was the trip to Mount Pilatus.  We took a railcar up the mountain to the top.  There were ravens flying around, and it was cold.  I had a jacket.  We had come from 130 degrees in Israel to around 50 degrees in the Alps.  Our main group of the four girls wanted me to take a picture of them sitting on a wall with the mountains in the background.  As I was about to take the picture, Mr. Vivian wanted two other girls, who we didn't associate with, to get in the picture.  It was a bit uncomfortable.  The picture illustrates that some were smiling, while others were not.  We left the mountain on a ski lift. 
 After lunch, the second part of the day occurred.  I got to watch swans eat whole apples and see them slide down their necks.  They seemed to like it.  The girls and I went shopping.  The stores were very modern.  Crystal, watches, and giftware.  In each shop we entered, they had long stemmed roses to give to the customers.  I kept mine all the way back to the States, but the customs folks took the flower off of the stem and kept it in case I was trying to smuggle in any weird bugs.  I still have the stem.
 The third part of the day started around 5pm.  Sandra and I were tired of having to hang around the others all the time.  It was getting kind of old.  There was a movie theatre next door to the hotel, and they were playing a French film.  As I knew French pretty well, I asked Sandra if she wanted to go to the movies that night.  She said yes.  There was just a little too much drama between her and another girl on the trip.  The other three girls were going to spend that night writing postcards, so it was a perfect time for the two of us to get away from the others.  At dinner, one of the girls said she wanted to go to a toy shop across the street from the hotel.  Sandra looked at me, and I said we were going to do something else, but Mr. Vivian reminded me that I had to go where the majority wanted to go, because I had to be their protector.  So, no movies.
 After we left the toy store, we started to walk toward the old bridge and shops that we had seen that afternoon.  What was Lucerne like at night?  After our rough time in Jerusalem at night, you would think we had learned our lesson about strange cities at night, but no.  Three of the girls were walking ahead of me, and Sandra was slightly behind me.  All of a sudden, I heard her scream.  I looked behind, and there were five drunk Swiss soldiers in a circle, and Sandra was in the middle of the circle.  She was being passed around from soldier to soldier.  They were laughing.  She wasn't.  As I knew some elements of karate, I put my hand on the shoulder of one of the soldiers and pulled back hard, putting him to the ground.  I said "Cool it!".  I grabbed Sandra, and we ran toward the other girls and away from the soldiers.  Thankfully, they didn't chase us.  I could hear one of them say to me, "Oh, big man".  The one problem from that was than Sandra's hair was on the shoulder of the soldier, so when I pulled him down, I pulled Sandra's hair, too.  She said it hurt, but she was glad we got out of there.  We ran several blocks, so that the soldiers wouldn't know what hotel we were staying in.  When we got back to the hotel, we were all out of breath.  Once again, we had to lie to Mr. Vivian about where we had been. 
 I really liked Lucerne, but we should have gone to the movies.

Friday, November 27, 2015

The Rhine

 We left Berlin and flew back to Frankfurt, so that we could board a bus to take us on a tour of the German countryside.  The plan was to gather our bags and put them on the bus.  Easy huh?  Well, as I was waiting on my bag on the carousel, I started to see clothes come out first, and I realized that they were mine.  The locks on my bag had broken, and everyone was seeing my underwear, socks, shirts, and pants come down the conveyor belt.  I was mortified.  I gathered up my clothes to the cheers of the other passengers and then got a belt to secure my bag.  I used that story to sell luggage successfully years later in several retail stores.  It always worked, because the customers were afraid it could happen to them too.
 We boarded the bus and headed out on our tour of Germany.  The bus had a radio tuned to the Armed Forces Network, and we finally heard some western music, after so long without it.  Gilbert O'Sullivan's "Get Down" put a smile on our faces.  Dawn's "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" was great, too.  We changed the lyrics to "It's been three long weeks"  from "three long years".  It seemed fitting, and that became our theme song for the rest of the trip. 
 Our bus got to Koblenz, which was special to Sandra, because her father had been there during World War II.  After visiting a few other towns, it was time for lunch.  We stopped at a quaint German restaurant in a quaint German town.  The food was good.  I ordered bottled water with my meal, and the label had the word "Durst" on it.  I kept the bottle and still have it as a souvenir.  I went to a rest room, which was in a building in the center of a road.  One had to walk down some steps to get to the rest room, and there were windows at the top that one could easily look in from the road.  It was also pretty smelly. 
 We got back on the bus and headed to a pickup point for a tour boat to take us on a two-hour tour on the Rhine.  The boat went past castles and farmland on mountainsides.  We saw cows grazing on the steep sides, and Talula wondered why the cows weren't tumbling down the hills.  I told her that maybe two legs were longer than the others.  I thought it was funny.  She didn't.  Don't joke about cows to Talula.  Two hours passed, and we were still on the boat.  Three...Four...and more.  We thought it was a two-hour tour, but it ended up being closer to six.  Six Hours on a boat.  Some folks got naps.  Some ate.  A few of the girls chatted up the crew.  It turned out that the boat was sailing upstream, which caused it to move slower, so we got more for our money than we should have had.  Night was falling, and we moved on to our next hotel stop in Weisbaden.  It was kind of misty raining there.  The hotel was downtown near a big park.  I dropped off my bags and went to the park to sit on a bench.  I watched the people go by, not knowing that there was a casino across the park from where I was.  I found out about it the next day.  The girls went to a club near the hotel.  I didn't go with them, even though I was supposed to.  I got back to the hotel before they did.  Mr. Vivian got mad again, and that was the last time we were ever apart during the trip. 
 The next day, we boarded the bus to tour the Black Forest region of Germany.  A lot of quaint homes.  Everything in this part of the tour was quaint.  The highlight of the day was Reinfall.  It was where the Rhine River went over some rocks to form a wide waterfall.  I have to say that it is the prettiest place I have ever seen in all of the world.  It is on the border between Germany and Switzerland.  We took in the natural beauty and then boarded the bus again.
 We arrived in Lucerne, Switzerland for the night.  The hotel was swanky.  The restaurant was on the top floor.  It was right in the middle of town.  This was going to be a great stop for us, or so we thought.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Berlin

 Our next stop on our Europe trip was Germany, after leaving Israel and all that intrigue.  Germany was a very welcome change.  We landed in Frankfurt and saw a large cow sculpture in the airport terminal.  Talula felt right at home, as she came from a dairy region of South Carolina.  We changed planes and flew to Berlin. 
 When we got to the airport, I felt an overwhelming feeling that I was back home, even though I had never been there before.  My ancestors were German, and we came from the southern part of the country near the Rhine.  We had to get into an elevator to get to our bus.  I was singing the German national anthem in the elevator, and a lot of Germans looked at me funny.  I didn't care. 
 West Berlin was very clean.  Our hotel was near the city center.  Talula wanted to get a German hymnal for her pastor back home, so she, Sandra and I set out that afternoon to find a church.  We found one not far from our hotel.  It was really big.  The outside of the church featured ruins from the war, and the inside was very modern.  Our first stop was the gift shop in the church, but they didn't have any hymnals.  We then found a priest and asked him if we could buy a hymnal.  He got very upset and told us that this was a church, not a store.  So, the three of us sat in a pew and just took in the church aura.  When we left and were outside, Sandra pulled a hymnal from her purse, and gave it to Talula.  We thought we were all going to Hell for stealing a hymnal from that church.  I hope the statute of limitations has run out, since the theft was over 40 years ago.  If not, don't tell them.  We also went to a department store to buy a washcloth for one of the girls.  I didn't know much German, but we got by in asking the clerk for help.  I was also appointed to figure out what the exchange rates were between American and German money.  Our hotel had taken our passports and kept them at the front desk.  No one had done that so far on our trip, and we didn't know why, but you deal with it.
 The next day, we toured East Berlin.  Our bus went through Checkpoint Charlie, and they ran mirrors under our bus looking for people, I guess.  Men with machine guns boarded our bus.  We were told not to take pictures of the Berlin Wall from the East.  Of course, you tell me not to do something, and I will do it anyway, so I got some nice shots of the wall.  I was also told in Israel not to take pictures of Army installations around the country.  I got some nice shots of those, too.  We were also told by our tour guide not to talk to any East Germans.  Mr. Vivian wanted some authentic German cheesecake, so we found a small restaurant.  The girl behind the counter came over to our table to ask us about blue jeans and American life.  Out of nowhere, a man in a trench coat showed up and said something to the girl.  She quickly went back to work.  Our tour guide told us he was the police.  It just so happened that the restaurant was right across the street from the Soviet embassy, so he could have been Stasi or KGB.  As our bus rolled around East Berlin, there were two very obvious sites.  One was that many of the buildings had not been rebuilt since World War II, and they were just bombed out shells.  The second was that Lenin's picture was everywhere.  There were paintings, statues, frescos, and much more.  The hammer and sickle were prominent.  We got to the Soviet War Memorial, where many of the dead were buried.  Everything was massive.  They did point out where some of the Nazi buildings had been.  Since I am a student of World War II, that interested me.
 As we were leaving East Berlin, the soldiers with machine guns and big mirrors did their thing once again.  On the West side of the wall, there was an observation deck, where we could look across to the East.  There was also a billboard next to the wall.  It read:  "Durst macht Spass mit Fanta".  I didn't know that my last name was German for thirst.  I had to take a picture of that. 
 Our afternoon was free.  The girls wanted to sleep, so I had the opportunity to go out on my own.  The Berlin Zoo was close to our hotel, so I went there.  The animals were interesting, but the best thing (and the spookiest) was a group of teenaged boys walking through the zoo.  They were all over six feet with blonde hair.  I immediately knew who their parents were.  A year later, I described that sight to my Sociology professor in college.  He didn't believe me, but it was true.
 I really liked Berlin.  Our next couple of days would be filled with touring the German countryside around the Rhine.  The trip would take another turn.  More later.

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Strangers In The Night

 As I have written before, our goal on our trip to Europe was to sample the local charm of the areas that we visited.  So often, the tour guides show you what they want you to see.  We wanted to see the things they might not want you to see.  I say all of this, because the story that I am going to tell you is true.  It may seem farfetched, or a plot from a movie, but it really happened.  I was sworn to secrecy, and didn't really tell anyone until about 20 years after it happened.  The person I told was in special forces in Vietnam, and he said the story didn't surprise him.  So, here goes.
 We got to Jerusalem and stayed in a hotel in the Arab Quarter near Herod's Gate.  It had a lot of character.  That first night, we asked the desk clerk where we could go to check out our surroundings, and they suggested we go down the street one block to a souvenir shop called the Jordan Bazaar.  Sandra, Talula, Judy, and I went to the shop.  There were three Arab guys who ran the shop.  Their names were Sam, Omar, and Sam.  Sam and Omar were brothers, and the other Sam was their cousin.  They were in their mid-20's.  We asked them if they could take us on a walking tour of Jerusalem by night, and they said they would, when they closed up the shop for the night.
 At around 10pm, we got together with the 3 guys and set out on our tour.  Each guy walked with each girl, and I walked behind them.  Sandra was directly in front of me.  At some point in our "tour", Sandra put her hand behind the guy and waved at me.  I thought it was a signal to "get lost", so I started to lag behind.  I continued to get further away from them, until I no longer saw them.  I was officially lost.  I walked through neighborhoods of squalor.  No street lights.  No signs.  I came upon a group of Orthodox Jewish men.  I asked for directions, but they wouldn't talk to me.  I finally found a taxi and asked him to take me to my hotel.  I gave him a dollar, and it turned out I was just around the corner from the hotel.  When I got back, it was nearly midnight.  Mr. Vivian was furious.  He said that the girls had gotten back earlier, and they didn't know where I was.  I apologized and went to bed.
 The next morning, Mr. Vivian had a meeting with me and the girls.  He had decided that we would stay together for the rest of the trip, and I would be their protector.  There was no debate in this decision.  I was to go everywhere the 4 girls went.  I didn't like the idea, and I don't think they did either, but it was a done deal.  So, if they wanted to go dress shopping, I went too.  It was also the majority ruled.  If three wanted to go somewhere, then everyone would go there.  We were all friends, but now we were all joined at the hip. 
 Our tour of Jerusalem was uneventful.  That night, we were having supper in the hotel, and an American man came to our table.  He introduced himself as an employee of the US consulate, and said he was a political attaché.  (For those of you not familiar with that term, that is code for CIA).  He said that he had become aware that we had made friends with the guys from the Jordan Bazaar.  We were surprised that he knew that piece of information.  He told us that we could no longer associate with them.  When we asked why, he said that Henry Kissinger was in town to try and broker a peace deal, and that these 3 boys were part of a group that wanted to see the deal fail.  He was afraid that Americans being friends with these "terrorists", as he called them, would be harmful to the process.  I told him that it might seem strange to them that we suddenly stopped seeing them, so the man said that we could find out all we could about them and their friends, and then the man would come back each night to our supper and find out what we knew.  That sounded dangerous, so I asked the man what if we refused.  He said that the US Government would revoke our passports and send us home.  They were serious.  We talked it over and decided to do it, since how would we explain to our parents why they lost all that money they paid for us to be in Europe, etc. 
 The next day, we continued on our tour of Jerusalem.  A little boy followed us around, trying to sell us rolls of mints.  He would say, "One for a quarter or two for 25 cents".  He was cute, but we kept brushing him off.  He stayed with us, and he started to become a nuisance.  We found out later that the 3 Arabs used the boy to keep tabs on us.  That afternoon, we hung out with the 3 boys, and found out what we could without sounding too curious.  When we got back to the hotel, we had a short time before supper.  I called Sandra's room and asked her what she knew, so that we could compare stories and make sure we had everything right before the American guy showed up.  While I was on the phone with her, we heard some background noise over the phone and a click.  We found out that the folks at the hotel's desk were listening into our conversation.  Our "cover" was blown.  The hotel called the Jordan Bazaar and told them what we were up to.  A message was sent back to us that we could continue our tour, but if they saw us away from our tour, they would do harm to us.  It became serious.  We didn't tell Mr. Vivian, because we were already in trouble with him.  That night, after dinner, there were hecklers outside our hotel windows, until some police showed up and moved them away. 
 The following morning was Saturday.  We had our regular tour of Jerusalem.  After lunch, the girls wanted to go to a hair salon, which was about a block behind our hotel.  So, we made an excuse that we were tired, so the rest of the tour group went onto other sites.  The girls and I went through a service entrance in the back of the hotel to get to the salon, because the front of the hotel was being watched.  We got to the salon, which was run by a very nice Arab woman.  Word got back to the boys where we were, and they showed up at the salon, pounding on the shop's glass.  Fearing that the glass would break, the woman called the police and got them to move the boys back.  We explained to the woman what was going on, and she said that she would protect us.  When the girls finished at the salon, I went out of the shop first; looked to see if it was clear; and then motioned them to run across the street back to the hotel.  This was very stressful for me, and I found that I needed something for my stomach.  There was a drug store across the street from the front of the hotel.  I ran across the street and into the store.  There was an elderly Arab man running the store.  I told him what I needed and why.  He told me to watch out for those 3 boys, because they were "crazy".  He also said he would protect us.
 On Sunday, the tour group went to the local Baptist church for the morning service.  It was a few blocks from our hotel, and we walked.  It was a little dicey, but we made it okay.  Sandra bought a solid wooden camel as a souvenir.  It was my duty to carry it, because it was heavy.  That afternoon was spent writing postcards and relaxing.  That evening, the American man came back to our supper, and we told him about the threats, and that was the first time that Mr. Vivian knew what we were going through.  Some words were exchanged between him and the government official, and it was decided that we would leave very early Monday morning to go to the airport in Tel Aviv.
 At around 2am, there was a knock on our doors.  The man said get packed.  We were leaving.  All 16 of us crammed into two cabs, and a trailer housed our luggage.  Soldiers with machine guns guarded us, as we loaded up our stuff and got us out of Jerusalem in the dark.  We got to Tel Aviv without incident.  We went through the toughest security checks we had ever seen.  They x-rayed the wooden camel, and sawed it in half.  Sandra was very mad.  She threw it away.  There was an Arab man in front of me in the security line who had an urn stuffed with socks.  He was on his way to France to sell tractors.  He was not allowed on his plane, much to his anger.  At 7am, wheels were up on our plane, and we flew to our next scheduled destination of Frankfurt, West Germany.  We were very relieved when we were out of Israeli airspace. 
 About six months later, I was at Presbyterian College and was listening to a BBC World Service radio program called "Victor Sylvester's Dance Party".  He took requests of songs for people all over the world.  I sent in a request of "Strangers in the Night" by Frank Sinatra as a dedication to the three Arabs in Jerusalem.  A month later, he played it, and said, "From Walter in the US to Sam, Omar and Sam in Jerusalem--'Strangers in the Night'".  It was my way of getting back at them one last time.
 Some three years later, Congress was having a hearing about the CIA using civilians for spying.  The CIA said they never had used civilians, and they never would.  I just had to laugh, because I knew differently.  For a few days in July, 1973 in Jerusalem, five American young people on a tour worked for the CIA.  And, just as a side note, Israel and Syria fought against each other in October, 1973 called the Yom Kippur War.  I don't know whatever happened to the 3 Arab guys, but I suspect they had a hand in the war.

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Tel Aviva

 We flew from Rome to Tel Aviv, or as Talula called it "Tel Aviva".  We stayed at a modern hotel on the Mediterranean Sea.  It was after dark when we got to the hotel.  I went down to the beach and put my toes in the water.  I went back inside and found a TV in the lobby.  It was showing live Watergate hearings from the States.  It was great to see a bit of home.  Someone had given Mr. Vivian a large basket of fruit, which was put in our room.  Grapefruit, Oranges, Bananas, Dates, and more.  It was more fruit than our group could eat. 
 The next morning, we left Tel Aviv to tour the northern part of Israel.  We went to Haifa, Joppa, Nazareth, and other places.  We had lunch at a restaurant overlooking the Sea of Galilee.  They told us that we were going to have "St. Peter's Fish".  We found out what that was.  Some boys would catch the fish; throw it in a pot of boiling water; and then the restaurant would serve it.  No scaling.  No deboning.  No cutting off the head.  It was like being in dissecting class in school.  They gave you a knife and a fork and said "eat".  Imagine seeing the eyes staring at you, while you ate the fish.  It was gross.  And to top it off, you could see the boys catching the fish with a gasoline slick on the top of the water from their boat.  I was so turned off by this sight that I didn't eat fish for about 30 years after that experience.  Now, I eat fish a lot.  Go figure.
 After lunch, we got to Nazareth.  We saw the places we were supposed to see, and then got back on the bus.  We still had our large basket of fruit.  There were begging children at every turn, and we had been told not to give them any money, but the tour group decided that we would give the fruit to the kids.  We stopped the bus near a group of playing children, and asked them if they wanted the basket of fruit.  A riot started, and all we saw was a lot of chaos and dust.  When it was all over, most of the kids had gotten some fruit, although one boy just got the grapefruit's peel and was showing it proudly.  The grapefruit had exploded in the melee.  The incident touched my heart as some people have a lot, while others have very little.  But, those who have very little can get excited about something seemingly so small. 
 We toured some more and got to our place for the night, which was a kibbutz.  They sold Brandy Candy there, which was a hard candy with brandy in the center.  I bought a box, and went through the whole thing.  I got a buzz from it, and it seemed easier to get past Mr. Vivian than the wine in Rome.  The girls and I looked for Brandy Candy along our trip.  Sorry, Mr. Vivian.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Rome

 By the time we started our tour of Rome, the jet lag was virtually gone.  We could actually appreciate what we saw.  There was a sign in the Sistine Chapel not to take pictures, as the flash would damage the paintings.  Of course, someone did, and they almost arrested us.  Some words were exchanged, and they allowed us to stay.  We saw the Vatican, the Forum, Paul's jail cell, Peter's bones, and a lot of fountains.  For lunch, Sandra, Talula and I wanted to eat in an authentic Italian restaurant, so we went there, and the rest of our tour group ate somewhere else.  I had never had wine before that day, but we all drank some with our meal.  After lunch, we all ate a bunch of breath mints and stayed away from Mr. Vivian, as he would not have approved of us drinking alcohol.  Some of the older ladies on the tour could smell the wine, but they didn't tell on us.  We all appreciated that.
 The rest of our tour of Rome was uneventful, although Mr. Vivian wondered why we stayed away from him.  That night was another story.
 One thing that I had learned about Sandra was that she never talked about death.  If I would bring up that subject, she would always change the subject.  I was in bed asleep, when the phone rang in my room.  Mr. Vivian was also asleep.  I answered the phone, and it was Sandra.  She sounded very scared, and told me that she was afraid she was going to die, and I had to get to her room right then.  I knew there was a problem, so I lied to Mr. Vivian about why I had to leave for a while.  I put on some clothes and headed over to her room.  When I knocked on the door, there was a scared voice on the other side asking who it was.  When I identified myself, the door opened.  Sandra and Talula were shaking.
 Sandra explained why they were so afraid.  She had just taken a shower and found she needed more towels.  There was a few buttons in the room to call hotel staff.  One was for a maid; another for the front desk; and another for a bellboy.  They thought they pressed the button for the maid, but instead it was for the bellboy.  A knock came to the door, and they opened it.  Sandra was naked, and the bellboy's eyes just about popped out of his head.  Talula slammed the door.  They were afraid he was going to come back.  After I calmed them down, we decided to play a trick on the bellboy.  So, we put together a plan.  I was to hide in the bathroom and zip down my pants.  They were to call down to the front desk and apologize for their rude behavior to the bellboy, and then invite him back up to their room for some fun.  When he would knock on the door, they would open it.  When the door opened, I was to flush the toilet and come out while zipping up my fly.  We would then tell him that we were going to have a foursome.  He would get embarrassed and leave.  It seemed like a good plan.  It was implemented.  I was in the bathroom.  He knocked on the door.  They told him to come in, and I came out.  The bellboy's face turned red, and he ran away.  We had a good laugh.  I told them not to open the door for anyone until the next morning.  I went back to my room.  Mr. Vivian asked what the problem was, and I just told him there was no problem.  I went back to sleep.
 The next morning, we were to leave around 10am to go to the airport for a flight to Tel Aviv.  We were to gather in the lobby at 9:30 to start to load up.  We all at wake-up calls for 7:30.  Mr. Vivian and I got ready and packed and headed down to the lobby.  One by one, the other tour members were there too.  But no Sandra or Talula.  I called up to their room, and Sandra very sleepy answered the phone.  I asked her why they weren't downstairs.  She asked me what time it was, and I told her 9:45.  She said something, and then the phone went dead.  To get them back for how they treated the bellboy the night before, the front desk failed to give a wake up call to their room.  They threw on some clothes and got down by 10.  When they got downstairs, they looked over at the front desk, and the staff just smiled at them.  We were glad to get out of there.  We never told Mr. Vivian what had happened as to why they overslept.  It was just better that way.

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

BEA

We left London to fly to Rome on our next stop on our European tour in July, 1973.  So little time in London.  The flight was to leave just before noon from Heathrow, so I wasn't able to eat anything before we left.  The plane was from BEA, and it was like a train with wings.  Some of the seats faced one another.  I was unfortunately facing the back of the plane.  We took off, and the flight crew passed out ham sandwiches, which didn't look very appetizing. 
 Suddenly, the plane hit an air pocket and dropped something like 8,000 feet in two seconds.  I began to hyperventilate.  My heart was racing.  I couldn't breathe.  The others around me called a flight attendant.  They gave me a barf bag and told me to breathe into the bag.  That didn't help.  A steward brought a blood pressure device.  There were two doctors on board.  They gave me some pills.  I don't know what they were, but nothing was happening for the better.  They laid me down on a row of seats and continued working on me.  The decision was made for the plane to continue to Rome.  The diagnosis was that I was having a heart attack.  The doctors and attendants continued to work on me for what seemed like an hour.  I still had no color in my face, and I was feeling very faint.  The doctors wanted to keep me awake for fear I would go into shock.  I was also very cold.  They had blankets around me to try and keep me warm.  Nothing was working.  Then, out of the blue, a little English elderly lady about two rows back told the flight attendant to "give him hot tea".  The doctors didn't think that would help, but they had exhausted everything else.  The attendant brought the tea, and I began to sip it.  Slowly, my blood pressure came back.  My color came back.  I started to feel better.  Thank God for that little, old lady. 
 We landed in Rome.  I felt fine.  Everyone was asking how I was.  I felt fine.  Especially since all those pills they had thrown into me started to take effect.  I started floating down the sidewalk.  I felt more than fine.